sunt niste bancuri traduse din engleze voi pune ambele variante:
O invatatoare mai batrana facuse cu elevi o poza de grup si acum incerca sa ii conving pe elevi sa o cumpere:
- Sa vedeti ce mult o sa va placa poza asta in viitor. Veti zice: uito pe jenifer, acum e avocat!. Uita-l pe Mihai acum e doctor!"
Din spate se aude o voce: "si aici e invatatoare: acum e moarta!!!"
si in engleza:
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
O profesoara incerca sa le explice elevilor cat mai bine circulatia sangelui:
- Deci daca eu as sta in cap sangele ar merge in cap si fata mea ar deveni rosie. Si atunci daca stau in pozitie normala de ce picioarele mele nu sunt rosi ?
O voce din spate raspunde:
- Pentru ca picioarele dumneavoastra nu sunt goale !
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
In sala de mese a unei scoli catolice erau asezate pe masa 2 cosuri: primul cu mere celalat cu batoane de ciocolata. Langa cosul cu mere era scris de o maicuta "LUATI DOAR UNUL DOMNUL VA VEDE". Langa celalalt cos un copil scrisese: "luati cate vreti Domnul se uita la mere!!!"
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
'Take only ONE . God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
Sper sa fi inteles ce am scris: traducerea e foarte simplificata